Penguins can jump 6 feet

with only three days left at school, i think it's time for me to write a brain twitching, kick bum summer bucket list. bring it on.
1. get my hours in.

i've barely driven at all during the school year as of no one wants me to drive in less then perfect conditions. that being said, perhaps i shouldn't try driving & kissing, we'll all die.

2. go to disneyland.

my family & i are going to disney land one last time before olivia goes on her mission, kate & i go to highschool, anna goes to jr high, and my parents get white hairs. which leads me to my next goal.

3. turn sixteen.

in disneyland. it can't get much cooler then that. with becoming 16 you get certain privileges, such as:

4.start dating.

honestly, i don't think i'm quite ready to date yet, it seems to make people go stupid. that's terrifying. but i think i'll go on one or two dates just because i can.

5. & drivers license. 

defiantly 100% yes please with extra cheese. i will be the first of my friends with a drivers license and it will be fantastic. until i run out of gas.

6. lastly, start high school. 

technically, it's still going to be summer when i start going to school again. i'll practically be going straight in from disneyland. that's alright though.

the rest is going to be spent reading, biking, and eating yummy food stuffs. 

each year in alaska, there are more moose-related deaths than bear-related deaths.

here's a little something for your dreary, normal lives.

meh bucket list.

1. eat a nesting doll.
2. jump out of a moose's mouth.
3. spit on the sun.
4. drive a car made completely out of fruit.
5. kick my brother's face.
6. roll on the roof without falling off.
7. dye my hair with nothing but a paper clip and a mento.
8. lick the back of my head.
9. sneeze on the moon.
10. yell at my teacher's pet bird.
11. pet a dinosaur.
12. spell the longest word without making any mistakes.
13. memorize pi.
14. text on the president's phone.
15. live to see the zombie apopilicks.
16. kill a zombie.

Most Car Horns Beep In The Key Of 'F'

Dear reader: I'm sure that you've seen the last Harry Potter movie. I was so impressed with the movie that I was inspired to read the series. After countless hours of eye tiring reading, I was ready to open the seventh book. But a problem came up after posting about butt-faced fish.
I am very upset. Now that I'm blogging regularly, I can relate to the fact that most bloggers like a load of followers. So I've been searching a few blogs to see if I could find something fun to follow. I've run across a very pretty blog with a clear tag marked 'harry potter'. Naturally I clicked on it. It went along the lines of the following:
WARNING!! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MOVIE!!
"well, whatever, i've seen the movie." I thought and kept reading.
I just saw the HP movie. I did not like it because it didn't have this from the book:
Blah, blah, blah, wrong, wrong, wrong, I'm a person who rights pointless warnings about movies when I should write about ME RUINING MILLIONS OF HOURS OF READING!!!
So in case you didn't understand that little rant of hers, she just said everything that WASN'T in the movie and was in the book! 
I feel so ripped of right now.