freaking out teachers. soo much more rewarding than blogging i've got to say. although blogging did have a part in it. remember this post? the one with vampire teachers?
my grades are really bad. instead of doing homework and retaking tests or whatever it is you dweebs do, i printed out said post to use as blackmail. it scared the living daylights (of which there's none) out of poor Mr.History Teacher. it didn't get my grades up, and now the teachers know that i know. creepy.
scheming. my fellow students, i think you're all dumb. since i was little i've been using this to my advantage in several different ways. and now that eighth grade is nearly over with (ohhh sweet mercy), i'll use that to my advantage too. writing this all on the internet may not be the smartest move on my part, but i know i can count on your short attention span to the end, even if you can't read this post to the end. anywho, my plan is sort of a farewell to the eighth grade year, although heaven knows i won't miss it, and a hello to ninth grade year, although you know i'm not anticipating it to be any better. be ready.
dueling. my savage dog attacked me yesterday. no, this part isn't the thing better than blogging, i just want everyone to know i'm living with a vicious brute. and i'm not talking about my roommate.
oh look at that. it turns out that i don't have many reasons to avoid blogging, and all of them are flat out weird. maybe i should apologize.
oh my heavens! please tell me you have Spence! the beeeest.
ReplyDeleteyeah.....i got one of his hearty laughs.
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