Women blink twice as much as men.

so guys. i was planning an awesome afternoon. let me put it this way:
skittles+bunny+my roommate's awesome headphones i didn't ask to borrow-homework= a good time.

(skittles didn't last long enough for the making of this post)

sorry to use the girl+keyboard=crap example, but i was pretty exited.
until this:

 she chewed through the wire in one bite!
despite my smiling and her kissy-face, we where very upset.
i feel like there should be a better ending then just i feel there should be a better ending then just i feel like there should be a better ending then just i feel there should be a better ending then just i feel there should be a better ending.