the university of florida has an emergency plan in case of a sudden zombie attack

my school has no windows. my dad makes a point when he says when the zombie appolicks rolls around he's going there for shelter.


there was a math test today. i was completely unprepared. after about ten questions in, some smart kid turned off the lights. i waited for a second for him to turn them back on, but no one did. 
delayed screams.
blackout baby!
perfect timing.
the lack of windows makes everything much darker. 
i put down my pen and tilt in my chair.
might as while enjoy this while i can.
and then.
magic.
teacher loses control of the class. everyones out of there chairs and talking loudly with there friends. 
we take out all of our cell phones and text people.
teacher gives up and starts texting too.
it's like this for 2 hours.

it was tight.