flamingos are pink because of the food they eat

sometimes i feel like i have to do awesome posts involving an epic battle between walruses and flamingos on the moon. but the thing is, those kind of posts are hard to start, so i spend, like, 6 minutes trying to figure it out, but i end up just giving up.

i know you really want to see that walrus.

so, here you go. 

i love how walruses closely resemble half the history teachers at my school, even the women.

oh yeah, and here's your flamingo too.

how can you not like flamingos? okay, i don't know anyone who looks like flamingos, but i know plenty of people with those little eyes that pierce through your soul.

and here's the moon too.

sorry the pictures aren't together, but you can not imagine the crap i get every time i google 'walrus fighting flamingo on the moon'. apparently that's never happened before. i guess i could add that to my bucket list. it looks like i need to sneeze while i'm up there too. 

so i guess we're done here.