the color yellow is more likely to get your attention

have you ever been surfing the web, googling 'can you feed a cow a hamburger without risking mad cow disease?' (you can't by the way), trying to find that one blog that always makes you laugh (looks like you found it), facebooking, or what ever makes the internet so compelling, and then your vision is blinded by a big, horribly colored 'FREE' sign? if you didn't just now then you must be immune to retarded people, colors, and words, something that i've always envied to this day.

anyway, you're sitting there, trying regain you're sight from that free thing, and you don't even know what is free, so you lean towards you're screen to try and read those tiny little words that tell you what is free, and it goes a little like this: 

harmonica

and so you're sitting there, squinting at the screen and you're like 'oh! it's a free harmonica!' and so then you click on it, because, duh, who doesn't want a FREE harmonica? and you fill out some forms and then they're sending it to you and you're sitting there, imagining yourself playing a harmonica, when all the sudden this thing pops up and it's like 'oops! it was only FREE for the first millisecond. you're going to have to pay $423 every hour for the rest of your life!' 

'cause i don't know about you, but that happens about every other day for me.