according to suicide statistics, monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

guess what guys? today i'm going to point out the obvious! yay!
or, you know, obvious to me, i mean, the title to this post seemed pretty obvious to me, but i guess it's new to you simple minded followers. i mean.
yay! i love my followers and all that crap!
um.
i think i have more drafts in my head then on my laptop. i'm just to lazy to get up and write it down, or, most of the time, i can't. i might be falling asleep, doing stupid stuff at school, eating the butt of a pig (i believe you call it bacon.), battling a dragon, or the like.

it'd be cool if there was some app that puts the stuff you think about on a draft for you. but if i post everything that comes out of my mind unfiltered, you guys would probably be all like 'oh my heck this is to awesome for me to comprehend!' and then you might stop following my blogs because it's so intimating that you can't handle it, and then that'd make me sad because i have so few official followers in the first place.

but don't worry, i understand your insistence to not do something as to click that foul 'join this sight' button on the right of this post. 

don't worry, don't worry, i'm not holding any grudges (if you heard me read this post out loud, you'd hear that sentence dripping in sarcasm.)

i think i'll throw in a picture right here, just because i feel that posts without pictures are pretty boring, i mean, deep inside we all wish it was still appropriate to read picture books. 

i didn't really have anything to take a picture of, but that was on my desk so i just took a picture of it. i'm sure a good part of you are like 'eww jane, that's math crap what happened to your witty posts about hating math?!' well i thought of that and i have a reasonable answer for it. when you saw that ^ i saw this:

if you guys recognize this piece of humor, you are worthy of eating a muffin. if not, i'm going to have to direct you here because i get a good part of my ideas come from allie brosh, however i have to warn you that she swears like a sailor and you might break your gut from laughing to hard. if you don't like swearing or gut breaking, i suggest you keep reading my blog.