in chicago, more money is spent housing adult prisoners than educating students

Dear Eighth Graders,

Stop calling me a 'sevie'

 Sincerely,

oops, it turns out I'm older than you.

each year in alaska, there are more moose-related deaths than bear-related deaths.

here's a little something for your dreary, normal lives.

meh bucket list.

1. eat a nesting doll.
2. jump out of a moose's mouth.
3. spit on the sun.
4. drive a car made completely out of fruit.
5. kick my brother's face.
6. roll on the roof without falling off.
7. dye my hair with nothing but a paper clip and a mento.
8. lick the back of my head.
9. sneeze on the moon.
10. yell at my teacher's pet bird.
11. pet a dinosaur.
12. spell the longest word without making any mistakes.
13. memorize pi.
14. text on the president's phone.
15. live to see the zombie apopilicks.
16. kill a zombie.

SpongeBob was originally named SpongeBoy.

"Oh my gosh! I just realized why Sandy Cheeks is called Sandy Cheeks!!"
"Did you figure out why SpongeBob is called Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants?"




Don't worry. She'll figure it out.