i got my braces off. it's funny, but i think that i actually got attached to them. i mean, i've been cruising on my awkwardness for so long, we just might miss those days where i wore glasses* and braces.
*let's face it, no one's going to miss my glasses.
so uh. it's been awhile? when i started this blog i told myself not to apologize for not blogging, because that's jinxing everything & you're doomed to start every blog post like that. but. yikes. i mean, i've thought of this blog a lot in the months i've not been writing, and i've also thought of really hilarious posts, but i was missing the motivation. maybe some of you guys should. you could punch me in the halls and be like, 'blog dummy!' although i probably won't notice because people bump into me at the halls and yell anyway.also i doubt that there are very many readers who go to my school which is just as well because i prefer it if people are as far as north carolina or even greece to know exactly how often i wet myself. and who says dummy, anyway? however, i'd like to credit my lunch buddies and physical exercise friends for encouraging me to write more. well, sort of anyway. i said something about vampire teachers, and to my dismay they didn't know what i was referring to. inwardly i was thinking ftugihoihg because my thoughts aren't always as organized as you may think (that bad), but outwardly i causally told them it's on my blog. a couple days later they said something about my blog and i thought oh no people i know are reading it i should write something good to distract them from the embarrassing stuff. so. i have some important & and unimportant things to announce. let's start with the unimportant things so that at least you'll be interested at the beginning & you can start dropping out at the end, i won't judge. probably. as you can guess, i've had many misadventures. evil bananas, being sick at school, and spying deer corpses are a few i care to mention. bananas first?
people are uncreative. everyone wrote dumb things like 'i love you' on there bananas, making it practically uneatable. on my banana i wrote 'kill you' in reference to the best man currently in existence.
now for school sickness.
i made it out of class, luckily, but when i was done a school councilor was standing right behind me and i got rushed out of there faster then you might've thought. so i was sick for a few days & for a get well present from the school i got four fs.
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that was in october. recently i finally got rid of the last f but i missed school again for reasons i'll tell you later.
spying deer corpses.
-warning-
the image i'm about to show is not for the faint of heart or weak stomach such as myself.
after a long, bitter day of school i decided that i didn't want to pass anybody else so i took a different route home, involving fence hopping.
i'd like to point out that i was feeling particularly jumpy that day, and so when i jumped over that first fence i had the scare of this month.
freakiest thing.
okay, one more thing before i get serious. on second thought, two.
the first is this.
ah. this is to prefect. make it thirty. we gotta show them what it's like in the real world.
next is this cat i didn't mention because i didn't want to be one of those blogs that showed kittens and bathroom pictures of themselves. but this cat has proven worthy.
ahaha. classic. we've had him since spring.
alright, now i'm going to get serious. if you haven't dropped out before the dead deer you might want to now.
remember these bad boys? i have bad news. they died. in a fire. it was horrible.
ignore my bluntness, i just don't know how else to put it over an internet post. i've missed a couple days of school just crying about it. a lot.
*let's face it, no one's going to miss my glasses.
